I was recently informed by one of my awesome visitors that I needed to feature more in the way of curvy fetish/tattooed girls. Apparently, too many of the girls I’ve been posting lately are “in dire need of a sammich”, so in order to make up for what I’ve been lacking, here is the deliciously curvy Lexi from Almost Evil Girls tearing off her lingerie with her teeth to reveal her soft curves and… uh, her favorite picture frame or something? I got nothing on why she’s randomly holding an empty picture frame in the last few photos, but oh well. She’s still hot, even if a bit random.

It seems like almost every guy I know is totally into scene girls - so internet solo girl newcomer Kaira 18 should be right up their alley. I know that I definitely am digging her, at least. I find that she exhibits just the right combination of rough (emo style, piercings, heavy eyeliner) with adorable (I, personally, love the goofy side she shows in her photos & videos). So get used to seeing her featured a lot on Lux Alterna! Anyhow, for my first gallery of her, I decided to use these photos of Kaira fooling around with her friend Kate (who totally reminds me of Angelina Jolie’s character of the same name in Hackers, is it just me?) and having a whole lot of fun while they’re at it!

If you like artistic nudes that present a kind of down & dirty type of alterna babe, you’ll go nuts for photographer Bob Coulter’s Crazy Babe. He uses some of the best fetish models (and a few surprising mainstream faces) in the business and puts them in moody, sexy shoots that evoke all sorts of emotions - but mostly, pure arousal. Just take a look at this recent gallery, featuring the infamous (and super tattooed) Bella Vendetta posing in nothing but a mesh top and skull stockings in a sleazy, dim hotel room. I’m fairly certain she’s also got porn playing on the televisions in the background, but I notice weird things like that… when any sane person would be ogling the girl instead. What can I say? I’m weird, but even I can appreciate how fucking cool Crazy Babe is!

She may have been an Australian Penthouse Pet Of The Year, but don’t let that fool you: brunette bombshell Kobe Kaige has fantasies that are anything but mainstream. And with the launch of the super-kickass-amazing (you don’t even KNOW how excited I am) website that is Horrorbabe, it looks like Kobe (and all the other badass bitches featured) get to act out their wildest, most primal sexual urges for all to see. With tons of photos and 40-minute long video “episodes”, Horrorbabe is pretty much a horror/alterna porn lover’s wet dream. And since I’m on a total “hot sword-wielding warrior babes” kick lately, it’s only right that I use this gallery featuring Kobe Kaige’s swashbuckling sex appeal to introduce everyone to my new favorite porn site! Horrorbabe is so fucking awesome, seriously.

When it comes to downloadable desktop toys, I’m usually pretty picky. For one, if I have too much going on my computer slows down and I get really annoyed, so any program that I’m running better EARN its spot in my task manager, dammit! And secondly, like most decently computer-literate people, I’m wary of the malware that tends to come pre-packaged with so many free programs. So when I tell you that I’m totally digging Virtua Girl HD, that means that it’s both completely safe to download (100% clean, according to my copies of AdAware and AVG) and actually worth the memory it takes up! Basically, it’s a high-definition desktop stripper software. You get a new girl every day that does a pretty kickass dance on your taskbar, and it’s not limited to just the platinum blonde, cookie-cutter Playboy chicks you’d expect - they feature a pretty good collection of alterna babes doing fetish stripteases as well. I bring you evidence in the form of redhead rocker chick Ashley Robbins - this gallery is made of of screencaps (hello, HD) of one of Ashley’s downloadable dances. If you can’t tell, I totally have a new favorite desktop toy!

I was actually really surprised when I noticed that I had yet to feature Toxxxy on Lux Alterna. She happens to be possibly my favorite alterna/gothic fetish babe - second only to Masuimi Max, if anyone - and I’m pretty sure you’ll understand why I love her so much after just one visit to her website. I actually used to be livejournal friends with her (back when she still had one, now she just uses her official site as her journal) and she was just an all-around awesome chick. Very smart, cuttingly sarcastic, and above all, REAL. She’s not just pretending to be into the fetishes she displays on her site - she really is a deliciously kinky girl. Anyhow, to make up for my previous lack of Toxxxy, here’s one of my all-time favorite photo shoots that she’s done. I can’t recall the other girl’s name, though I guess according to these photos, we could call her “CUNT”, ha. So yeah, enjoy the War Of The Lipstick Lesbians, and my sincerest apologies for not doing this sooner!

Alterna pin-up website DV8 Vixens just launched, and when I headed on over to look through their exclusive stable of fetish & tattooed girls, the one that immediately caught my eye was Jeska. She rocks the classic, vintage 50’s style of platinum-blonde sculpted curls and an cherubic babyface, but updates the look with lots of kick-ass tattooes and a taste for the devious. Her face may look positively angelic, but don’t let that fool you: this girl is naughty to the bone. She’s got quite a few photos & videos at DV8 Vixens already, but this one where she strips off her black stockings & pleasures herself with a tiny green vibratos is definitely my current favorite. I can’t wait for more of her!

Have you ever eyed one of those sexy alterna babes, with the heavily pierced and tattooed bodies, the punk attitude, and combat boots, and thought you’d like to see one just like that getting her tight little shaved pussy shredded by a huge black cock? Well, today your wish is granted! We introduce our newest black cock slut Scarlett Pain, a juicy little redhead tattooed slut, pierced in all the right places, pussy, tits, you name it, her body decorated with some fine inkwork, and a burning desire for her first huge black dick! Scarlett Pain says she was always attracted to black men, but has never acted on that, and finally decided to see what the fuss is about. Of course, she came to Blacks On Blondes to do her first interracial sex scene. So here we have her milestone recorded for all to enjoy…her lithe, well decorated body goes through the works as Scarlett is drilled and fracked to her satisfaction, then she completes her first time by slurping down a of load of cum from an interracial lover. Her lust all fired up, Scarlett wouldn’t let him go, and spreads her legs, demanding another round from that still rock-hard big ebony cock! Scarlett Pain proves she is a grade A black cock slut here in her first interracial porn scene for Blacks On Blondes!

Sometimes, you get hit with a very specific craving - today, for me, it was a tough, tattooed Russian amateur. Luckily for me & my fantasies, Russian Sex Doll was serving up just that! I don’t know this girl’s name, but I’m really digging the punk-rock attitude and tight tattooed body combined with her classic Eastern European looks. And when she brings out the pink vibrator… oh, man. Let’s just say that my craving was fulfilled quite well.

You know the saying that “green makes you horny”? Well, there might be something to it - recently, I’ve come to realize that out of all the crazy colors of hair that are possible in today’s world, nothing grabs my attention like a hot chick rocking the green locks. Pink hair is a close second, but it doesn’t provoke quite the “oh my fucking God, she is so hot” reaction that green hair does, at least for me. So when I noticed this photo set of turquoise-tressed Aprella posing in black latex for XXX Fetish World, I was instantly captivated. She’s got a sick body that looks INCREDIBLE in her tight latex & stockings outfit, an obvious mischievious/fiesty streak that you can see in her eyes, AND she pulls off the green (okay, greenish-blue) hair like nobody’s business.

If you dig punk/tattooed babes, you probably already know who Joanna Angel is. That’s why I’m interrupting your regularly scheduled programming for this very special announcement: TODAY (June 1st, 2008) at 2PM PST, Joanna Angel herself will be broadcasting in a live cam chat (via MyCams) to help promote the upcoming F.A.M.E. Awards. So make a note and remember it if you want the chance to see & talk to her LIVE!

Apparently, when the parent company that runs Gothic Sluts first launched, their motto was something along the lines of “if it has sex and/or a gun, we’ll publish it” - so it’s good to see that they’ve kept their original mission statement. Especially when it leads to them producing fantastic photo sets like this one, featuring a gorgeous Gothic babe teasing & flashing in a little black dress & heels… who also just happens to have a nice, big gun.

I’m sitting here, trying to figure out what exactly I want to write about this gallery of Barely Evil’s Voltaire playing & stripping down naked at the beach. And you know what, I can’t really pick out just one or two things to talk about - I really love everything about this photo set. I’m probably somewhat biased, as I grew up in South California and beach playgrounds and swingsets like the ones featured in this set make me feel all happy and nostalgic… but um, back to the important matter at hand: Voltaire is hot shit, y’all. She’s got that awesome, City Of Angels, scrubby-yet-so-sexy thing going on with the platinum blonde hair and a fun-loving attitude that positively shines from within. I’m also really digging on the body-length tattoos that she’s rocking; especially the one on her side… it really accentuates all of her curves & draws attention to her incredible, shapely-yet-skinny figure. Really, there’s just nothing about this whole shoot that I DON’T love.

Growing up, fetish superstar Darenzia would sneak out of bed to watch The Avengers on late night television. She became obsessed Emma Peel’s shiny, tight catsuits and stiletto boots. To Darenzia, she was a goddess — a woman in power, secure in her sexuality with a fabulous figure-enhancing wardrobe and an attitude that would make grown men whimper at her feet. Darenzia was in heaven the first time she flipped through the pages of Skin Two and discovered latex fashion — she claims that she immediately ran out to a local shop to test out the slick material, and quickly became a convert! You will be, too, after you see her amazing photoshoots & videos at XXX Horror - including this one, featuring corsets, buckles, gloves and chains!