I know that recent zombie movies have been sticking in hints of ‘the sexy undead’ in the form of brains-craving strippers and such, but I’m not sure that I believe that anyone can pull it off better than the internet’s own Anna Logue. She posted these photos of herself all dolled up in pigtails, skimpy clothes, and zombie makeup on her site, nerdpr0n, and, well… I’ll just let her take it from here, because her description made me smile: “Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaains… here I am dressed up as a zombie, backed up by my zombie army! Ok, so they’re gaming miniatures…a nerd girl’s gotta do what a nerd girl’s gotta do! Check out this and many other fun costumes only at my site!” …She may be kidding about the zombie hordes, but when it comes to cosplay, Anna is SERIOUS. She’s dressed up as Star Trek characters, Harley Quinn, Leeloo Dallas, and on and on… so I guess being a sexy zombie is sort of just another day at the office for her, huh?

I have to be honest - I’m actually not usually a fan of the whole super-short, Bettie Page bangs. I know, I know - GASP! SACRILEGE! But seriously, I’m not… however, there are exceptions; such as the lovely Miss Bunny, the busty pale redhead from Gothic Sluts. Sure, she’s got the dreaded baby bangs, but come on… her bouncy, bountiful chest definitely makes up for it, in my book. Plus, you know me and pale redheads… anyhow, this is one of the official Gothic Sluts New Year’s 2009 galleries, and all hairstyling issues aside, I think that Miss Bunny looks really fucking hot. I’d totally ring in the New Year with her and that lucky party favor… and I’m sure I’m not the only one who feels that way. So enjoy, and Happy 2009, from Lux Alterna AND Gothic Sluts!

It’s settled, then: naked guitar hero is definitely the new trend amongst the cooler solo girls. And while I’m sure some - and you know who you are - totally just do it to try and exploit gamers’ libidos, there’s a few out there working the whole ‘girl gamer’ angle that I actually find believable. Case in point, Ava Knight. I mean, come on. Half her site’s promos are based on that Powerthirst video that went viral last year (as a sidenote, did you know that Forumwarz now has Powerthirst as a consumable item? It’s EVERYWHERE!)… she’s obviously at least a LITTLE bit on the internet nerd side, which makes imagining her as a genuine gamer all the more easy. Also, there’s, uh, the fact that her site has multiple video game sets, featuring her playing the fuck out of her 360. So I think I’m just going to go ahead and give Ava Knight my seal of approval - not only because I dig hot, slightly-alterna redheads, but because I actually feel like she’d be down for a round of Call Of Duty. And there’s nothing sexier than that!

Sometimes, there’s just nothing hotter than a sexy chick in a slinky, black latex catsuit. Whether it’s because it reminds me of The Baroness or just because the outfit tends to hug all the right curves, but it’s a look that I’ve always really dug. And blonde model Kitten Coquette can definitely pull it off - both figuratively and, as seen at the end of this photo set, quite literally as well. These smoking hot photos of Kitten’s badass stripdown come from famed fetish photographer Christine Kessler, via her online portfiolo-cum-adult-website, My Fetish Diary. Obviously, she and the girls she works with love the superhero look as much as I do, because the site is packed with this sort of kinky-meets-kickass style of stripteases. If you’re looking to fuel your latest spy babe or superheroine fantasies, look no further - odds are that My Fetish Diary has exactly what you’re craving.

The holiday season is upon us, and the temperatures are dropping. Luckily for you, though, Rubber Doll is ready to help you stay warm with her collection of kinky xxx-mas pics. Decked out in her holiday latex and surrounded by a collection of oversized candy canes, she invites you into her wicked winter wonderland. Slowly, she gives you a peek at what presents she has for you. Your “Yule Log” is sure to grow as you get an eyeful of the treats under her tree. And it doesn’t matter if you’ve been naughty or nice, either way it’s sure to be an extra-pervy holiday!

Petite punk teen Denali decided that the best way to make the season bright for alterna-girl lovers was for her to get naked - and I think she was 100% right! Posing under the Christmas tree, the tiny redhead strips out of her retro red polka-dot dress and peep-toe heels to reveal some seriously hot piercings and tattoos. Eventually, she bares it all except for her thong (though in the full set, she does go completely nude) and reveals that she’s even got piercings on her back! This is one hell of an alterna babe Christmas present, so huge thanks go out to Divinity 18 for convincing Denali to get naked on the internet. I definitely wouldn’t mind finding HER under my tree on Christmas morning, would you?

Even if she wasn’t a hot, alterna version of a 50’s pinup chick, this photo set of curvy Crazy Babe Maxine would still be a visual feast. Photographer Bob Coulter took the voluptuous brunette to the California Institute Of Abnormal Arts - upon googling, this is pretty much an epicenter of awesome: they feature all kinds of incredible art, old circus/sideshow artifacts and attractions, and now… Maxine. If you like your porn to be punky with a side of art, I think you’ve found your heaven just now - visit the Crazy Babe main site for much more off this sort of kickass erotica.

Okay, so most of you will be looking at this smoking-hot gallery of redhead geek babe Scarlett Sin doing her Nintendo-themed striptease and will probably only be thinking about a) how fucking hot she is and b) how fucking hot she is because she’s posing with a Nintendo DS. But not me. I mean, yeah, she’s pretty sexy, and the fact that she’s from amateur nerd porn site Geek Girls Online means that she’s legit and that’s probably REALLY her DS and her games - but, well… all I see is AHGHDGDFGJKLFD I WANT A PINK NINTENDO DS SO BAD YOU GUYS COME ON SERIOUSLY ESPECIALLY IF NAMCO DECIDES TO BRING OVER TALES OF HEARTS TO NORTH AMERICA THE ONLY HANDHELD I HAVE IS AN OLLLLLLLLD GBA AND I CAN ONLY PLAY IT IN BRIGHT LIGHT and, um. I’m sorry about that, y’all. It just… happens. Sometimes. Carry on. Also uh did I mention that Geek Girls Online rules? Just trying to get back on topic here…

I’ve always been into the archetype of “ethereal blondes” - Cate Blanchett and Tilda Swinton as the White Witch Jadis come to mind as prime examples. And my appreciation for that particular look only increases tenfold when you add in a dose of piercings, tattoos, and geeky interests - like with Geek Girls Online model Tersh. She’s got the same sort of angular beauty as the aforementioned women, but it’s more like… ethereal with an edge, I guess, would be the best phrase to describe it. Whatever it is, I’m digging it, almost as much as I like the fact that she’s reading some sort of manga while doing her striptease. My kind of girl!